Saturday, May 15, 2010

How to be a rock'n'roll groupie,,,

In a few simple steps.

Wait. For real? I mean, sure, it's not brain surgery, but...it's explained in an eHow article? Way to kill the mystery factor. If everyone can be a groupie, it's not quite the same..

Watch out, though. I mean, this could be pretty tough. It's rated as "moderate" difficulty.
According to eHow, you must do the following

  1. Step 1: Get a backstage pass. Make friends at the venue with everyone from the ushers to the people in the box office. Hang out before the show and wait for the tour bus to arrive. Get to know the roadies personally.

  2. Step 2: Know someone. Get chummy with the musician's friends and business associates. Be sociable and interested in what they have to say, and get them to naturally reveal information about the musician.
  3. Step 3: Dress to impress. Always dress sexy if you are backstage or trying to get there. Depending on the tastes of the musician you want to attract, you may have to dress in leather, lace or all in black. Showing lots of skin is a sure-fire bet to get you noticed.
If you actually think you can just walk up to a random person at the venue and ask for a backstage pass, you should read the rest of the post on eHow. But that would probably make you delusional. Just a consideration.

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